You degenerates who put this man into the Oval Office might start feeling a little queasy in days and weeks to come as the scandal, failures, and screw-ups begin to wear a little on those who never were true believers.

Don't you worry your pointed little heads! Karl Rove has gotten this country this far, and you simply have to have faith that he has a plan cooking to solve it all. You and Fox News are smart enough to know that the Crawford Kid doesn't actually make mistakes, and that anything to the contrary of that is simply a misperception. Rove is great at many things - rebuilding New Orleans, letting the President call him turd blossom, keeping the press informed about the activities of our undercover agents - and you simply have to believe that he is gonna get out there and set people straight.

You're no Karl Rove of course, but you can do the Lord's work too...simply do what Karl Rove does and set everyone straight. When friends, co-workers, neighbors, and family members express bad thoughts about Dear Leader, try wishing them away to the cornfield. If that doesn't work, tell them they're stoopit lib-ruhls, tell other people they're gay traitors, and maybe burn a cross in their yard (if they're black.) If y'all stick together, you can get through this.

In the spirit of friendship, here is a list of "greatest hits" from the last few weeks. When debating with a lib-ruhl, feel free to cite these facts so you can crush them:

- Brownie is still doing a hell of a job.

- Bush loses control of deficit - Greenspan.

- Ark. Gov. compares Democrats to Nazis.

- Bush plea for cash to rebuild Iraq raises $600

- Suburban police "dumping" homeless into LA (big shock!)

- Man arrested for hypothetical bomb question.

- Some chickens begin re-appearing at the roost.

- Christian School expels child with gay parents.

- Religion now a hiring criteria in Murikkka's Head Start program.

- New Orleans: The New Black.

- The Party Of Personal Responsibility begins "The Great 'Who Me'?".

- Guess who you have to kill to get the death penalty...

- Finally, some relief for Murikkka.

- Welcome back reefer madness!

- When all else fails, just keep saying it didn't.

- White House Procurement head under arrest.

-When the going gets tough, the tough investigate porn.

- Abortion Trucks.

- Karl Rove is reconstructing New Orleans.

- More environmental destruction for oil on our national lands.

- Islamo-Fascists are everywhere!

- I Want To Sit On Trent Lott's Porch.

- Say It Isn't So!

- What FEMA is trying to hide.

- What has happened in New Orleans is our national shame.

- The Frothy Senator Speaks.

- Florida homeowner's association disallows any evacuees from being housed in their neighborhood.

- Murikkka Responds to the national crisis.

- 3rd World America.