March 01, 2003
Media

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I shouldn't be snarky; I pretty much have spent the entirety of my professional life working with media of some kind or another. I think this is why I am the definition of 'underachiever'.

Return often for frequent updates of this uber-premium content aggregation:

- Susan Powter trailer-park yoga.

- Jailed for a song.

- Peerflix is righteous.

- Bookcrossing.com

- HBO would like TiVo outlawed.

- Here are the voice freaks.

- The RIAA suggests students drop out of college to pay their fines.

- My dreams are now fulfilled: Dance Dance Revolution is coming to TV.

- How To Build Yr Own Internet Radio Station.

- Bookmooch.

- A fine Anil Dash piece.

- You are an idiot, as am I.

- The Democracy Player.

- Time to get a disposable video camera.

- But will they cut the pickaninny?

- Sidewalks: Paying by the stroll.

- Rebtell Yell.

- USB Humping Dog.

- Top 10 Top 10 Lists.

- The World Turned Upside-Down, And Made To Look Fatter.

- VCR RIP.

- Get The Most From Your Alt Key.

- Better not watch your DVDs on your iPod junior.

- Don't these people understand that the web is just the minor leagues for real media? Duh.

- Something to celebrate! Net Neutrality done for now!

- George, it is ok if you never read my humble weblog. Really.

- Fast-Forwarding is for Communists.

- The Internet's Golden Age.

- They shoulda just named it Matlock.

- Yeah, but does New Media need the old sluts?

- DVR pop-ups are soon to follow.

- This medium is 1% porn.

- This is absurd. Why can't they use the internet too?.

- Fair Use isn't involved if we say so.

- You will pay to promote us.

- Don't think I am not behind this...

- Death to CAPS LOCK.

- Ron Jeremy, Disney Employee.

- It's the same as it ever was foo!

- Miss Cleo is available ladies.

- Meanwhile, in Hollywood's alternate universe.

- If you repeat something often enough, it really does become believable.

- Brother, Can You Spare A Fart Joke?

- A DRM-free camel nose under the tent..

- Why they measure ratings in 'Households'.

- TV News Screw-ups.

- Content crime black tear death.

- This is an utter disgrace.

- Say it isn't so Bob...

- Get paid by the man to write yer masterpiece.

- Old Media Sluts = The Future "Masters Of Plenty".

- I hereby copyright my Codpiece.

- The old grey sluts are still clueless.

- The internets is still whitey's info appliance.

- I hope the internet industry is next.

- All of your communications should be watched on behalf of media companies.

- Boy! How bout them internets!

- This is correct...someone has to actually collect the news.

- Weirdo or not, I like Craig Newmark.

- I hope the actual film is the equal of the idea.

- Hoooooooray! Add radio market #2 to radio market #1!

- A welcome to the new copy-free sharing way of media life.

- Introduction to Socially Driven Political News.

- Why Booksellers Are Going Belly Up.

- Yay You Tube!

- Slamming The Golden Door.

- Good riddance.

- End Near: PBR sponsors NPR.

- Verizon: A Whiff of Desperation.

- It's like a slang dictionary for old media dinosaurs.

-Wi-fi For The Masses.

- Webjay.

- Another reason I blame the media.

- It's Tubes.

- 'Un-necessary Censorship' Best Of.

- Traditional Media Threatened by 'Anyone With a Video Camera'.

- Media Goatses.

- This just in: Water wet!

- A new all-time top 10 shirt.

- Worst logos ever.

- World's Longest Palindrome? 17,259 words!

- Interweb's most dangerous words revealed.

- Will the ad-man save the world?

- I love the $5 router.

- Ol Skool Digital Flava.

- The People Formerly Known as the Audience.

- Media Chest is a great idea, which is why you will likely be arrested for using it.

- Here is your online label-maker.

- I know this is what you really want...

- So that ye shall not know the pain of a lost hard drive...

- Is Pac Man fever still driving you crazy?

- Hmmm...I still want ubiquitous free wi-fi.

- The internet remains whitey's information appliance.

- I would have picked WBBM in Chicago...

- Corporate Whore Me-Too-Ism Will Never Die.

- How could Mister Jobs possibly complain?

- The RIAA moves on to the host.

- Ugly Design Getting Too Much Credit.

- Radio Time.

- Disposable phone numbers.

- Ghost In The Machine.

- Redmond Goes Red State-Red Bait!

- Commercial speech indeed deserves NO first amendment protection.

- Bug Me Not

- Cliche Finder

- Aspen.

- New Greeking Machine.

- The boy done good: Billy Bragg nails MySpace for sucking.

- Story of the millenium so far.

- Master the Internets.

- Is Google the new Prince?

- Don't get too comfortable with that internet thing...the RIAA might need it. All of it.

- Cox Media's whiff of desperation.

- Local newspaper map.

-The RIAA has private stormtroopers.

- Voice encryption software.

- No good deed goes unpunished.

- Maybe; but are they the RIGHT geeks?

- The Mythbusters Shop.

- DVR viewers skip commercials, hurt advertisers' feelings .

- The turbo-sluts get a brushback.

- 2005 films and their porn companion. (NSFW)

- The New Gatekeepers.

- NO! Maury! No!

- This could be cool if they don't sell out to the RIAA turbo-sluts.

- Content Criminal Meets The Wizard.

- Finally a Morse Code translator for the internet. What took so long?

- I Pirate Hollywood.

- The net has some nasty gatekeepers.

- The new MPAA logo is awesome!

- The MPAA makes illegal movie dubs. Shocking.

- Never sneak into movies!

- UBUWeb.

- TiVo has gone to the dark side.

- 2006: The Year Of The Content Crime.

- Our Media - interesting.

- Content Criminals United.

- Google gets in bed with the Chinese government part one.

Posted by rudayday at March 01, 2003 12:14 PM