Remember when you were in high school and the adults generally assumed that the kiddies involved in sports were "The Good Kids" by virtue of their ability to move a ball? Well, that was good training for dealing with our current society in which any endevour that can yield a nickel more than it cost to undertake instantly makes a titan of commerce out of the person behind it. In fact, anyone who can make money - however they choose to do so - is one you can generally assume to be the source of the earth's spin. Best study up...
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- Watching WalMart flail is good entertainment.
- Public Service = Menacing to corporate America.
- Sony says 'FU & F your iPod'.
- Updated list of record labels to avoid when possible - They are in the RIAA.
- Yahoo worst censor in China.
- Hipster Hunting: When you need other's ideas, pronto.
- Developers hit a new low.
- Copyright Violations = The War On Terror: NBC.
- Meanwhile, in the alternate universe of high fashion.
- WalMart fail? Unpossible! They crush everything they see!
- WalMart's sale of Nazi t-shirts is surely just a misunderstanding.
- Merit? Never heard of it.
- Brain surgery yes, signing scripts, no.
- The Elderly must be brought to heel for their content crimes.
- You are watching the music industry geniuses kill the golden goose.
- Um, what the hell were they thinking?
- Vista = Corporate Cock-Slave.
- Hollywood is a huge polluter. And for what? Blade III? Caddyshack II?
- Imagine that! Media is a business.
- Executing Protestants. Always.
- If your TV is too big, please report yourself to the Motion Picture Ass. Of America.
- China has just lowered prices on transplant organs. Always Low Prices. Always.
- This is The Culture Of Ownership, so stop griping.
- Content Crime BS is so bad, even BusinessWeek is saying something.
- Will New Media end up another place where small-time creative people get ripped off?
- No ID, No Pancakes.
- The Crooks of the World Hurt Copyright, Free Speech.
- Will I ever be able to smoke again Doc?
- Yes kiddies, come and play...we'll be watching!
- You have no right to expect avocado in yer guac - Kraft.
- The Executive Coloring Book.
- Discovery, RIAA style.
- Sometimes governments and business need to know where yer going m'kay?
- Wow. Cingular is particularly stoopid & nasty.
- Could they have chosen a better name for their business?
- The ad industry is the idea industry.
- By eating this food, you agree to the following:
- I am shocked they aren't re-running this ad.
- F U Macys.
- These are the top 10 most stressful professions?
- You won't be playing Stairway anytime soon...maybe for good.
- This slaughter of Dolphins is barbaric beyond words. And for what?
- Our nation is in good hands. Is this really a shock?
- The internets is spoiling everything!
- HA HA HA! A Match Made In Heaven! The Eagles Match the WalMart Suck!
- Now if you want the patented tax dodge, that's extra.
- Choose yer hospital wisely.
- That northern border looks big if yer an entertainment exec.
- A little booze helps ya make yer dough.
- We should teach Music Industry Economics in school, dontcha think?
- Phone company economics too.
- More Rx F.U.D.
- Add more nicotine, and they will continue to come.
- Does your pharmacist consider your sexual life irresponsible?
- Are you plotting a coup against Disney? I thought so.
- Now you can know they're watching you in your car.
- Baseball cards were killed by baseball card companies.
- Cali Oil now available.
- Killer Coke.
- Do not talk about the RIAA or else.
- Yer data or yer life.
- Something about the monarchs leading the revolution.
- Make way for the sidewalk SUV for fat people.
- The RIAA eats it once again.
- Ban internet gambling, ban discussion of it too.
- More like 'Rent-To-Help-Whitey-Own-Another-Yacht'.
- It seems we make the Japanese sick.
- We work-at-home types must fight!.
- I too wish I had written the paper linked to here.
- The idea of intellectual property is going to be stretched beyond absurdity.
- "How do you deal with socialistic anarchists?”
- National Semiconductor giveth, and it taketh away.
- Why does the WSJ hate commerce?
- The Union-Busting Thug goes digital, which saves you money! Always.
- My WalMart Space! Awesome!
- Always lower prices; and former Nuns!
- A total loss of privacy...and the company that will bring it to you is AT&T.
- Hmmm...it seems that large Telco's might not be the best corporate citizens. Odd.
- Pity...RIAA sucks one down.
- Death before DRM defeat!
- Products are returned because of bad design and bad directions.
- Economics is stoopit.
- Come see the softer-side of WalMart.
- India may need their own John Cougar Mellencamp.
- 'bout f'in time!!!
- YES! Put Google in prison!
- YES! Put Bill Gates in prison!
- Portraits of American Mass Consumption.
- Illegal Primes.
- They always knew they could...now they might.
- You WILL like Bud or you will not wear pants. More genius marketing...
- How many billions are in a name?
- IS WalMart admitting that they destroy small business?
- You WILL watch the TV ads or else.
- Web surfing and skate-boarding are not a crime!
- Ready to go to jail for so much as attempting a copyright violation?
- Another reason iPods suck.
- WalMart: Canal Street for Rethuglicans.
- Hooray for Austin Texas!
- P2P is killing piracy.
- The Brown Sauce gets outsourced...and still they push for globalization. Sigh.
- NPR is awesome for this reason too.
- No computer? No internet? Don't matter. The RIAA will still sue you.
- We're Viacom. We can. You can't.
- It starts with "Turn Computer On".
- Sometimes being the devil helps open a market. Forgive Google won't ya?
- Skateboarding & Photography are not a crime, man!
- George Bush: Content Criminal.
- The Billboard Liberation Front. Brilliant.
- Ethanol = Whitey Welfare. Avoid it.
- McPandering.
- Watch that delete button.
- Revenge of the Free Market Utopians. They sure make good neighbors don't they?
- You prosper when industry prospers.
- Wal-Mart propaganda conference backfires.
- We built this Starbucks on heart and soul.
- Health Insurance - The Other Tipping Point.
- MSFT is happy to be the heavy for the Chinese Government.
- WalMart compares their opposition to Nazi bookburners.
- Hang your Constitution at the door, you're at work now.
- Wall Street says Costco is too nice to their employees.
- Creative expression' is costing you money, milky.
- China does more business with WalMart than Russia.
- Watch that delete button.
- Best check this clarification of business cliches whitey.
- The turbo-sluts draw the long-knives against the iPlod.
- Golden Arches In Desperation.
- The RIAA changes its tune on the iPlod - users need not go to jail after all!
- If this is true, CA Blue Cross is beastly. That's bad. There my insurance company.
- Google founder admits he done evil. Changes nothing.
- When you buy from Shell, you stomp out Corn Cob Bob.
- Corporate genius saves America; Film @ 11.
- Canada leaves Kyoto. Wherefore art thou oh smug self-righteous Canucks!?!
- eBay may be working on becoming a world-class slut.
- Pickling is Mojave's business...and business is good.
- My last refills did seem too good to be true.
- A smoke-free Nevada really is coming. Bet on it whitey.
- 50% of the time, "broken" means "poorly designed" (which actually is the same thing in this case...)
- The Walgreens Borg Stops For No One!
- It seems Sony isn't completely forthcoming it seems.
- Unpossible! The RIAA might not have been completely forthcoming?
- Best Buy - Content-Crime Enemies Of Society!
- GM displays further business acumen by increasing high-end SUV production.
- Watching WalMart flail is good entertainment.
- Public Service = Menacing to corporate America.
- Sony says 'FU & F your iPod'.
- Watch that delete button.
- Best check this clarification of business cliches whitey.
- The turbo-sluts draw the long-knives against the iPlod.
- Golden Arches In Desperation.
- Honey, this Spencer Gifts sells Methadone!!?!
- Another shocking WalMart accident. They don't really mean it right?
- And now, the great Nawlins corporate land grab.
- My Kingdom For A FedEx Envelope! (Maybe next time People's Republic Of WalMart.)
- Shame on ye, Google.
