I keep seeing polls indicating that the great voting booth warriors who backed Dear Leader are getting a little squeamish. Naturally, any such squeamishness has to be mitigated by the possibility that this voting block - merely by checking off George W Bush's name when they voted - might be able to start Armageddon and meet Jesus. Imagine that! On the one hand, there is a sense that all the killing they wanted for Iraq is creating a little buyer's remorse, yet at the same time, if we expand the war to Iran (and maybe Syria!!!), then the whole shithouse will go up and Jesus will come.

I know that this presents a bit of internal conflict for the good Murikkkan. As it turns out, they may not think Iraq was the right kind of killing, but they might yet bloody the sword sufficiently to get this rapture started right! To get this rapture started quickly! What does one do? Do they even bother preparing a "Welcome Home Troops" parade at this point, or do they just tidy their affairs and get ready for their big warrior's reward in paradise? I wouldn't want to have this dilemma to deal with myself, but I am one of those kooks who remembers Jesus saying that his second coming will come at a time no one expects or can predict. I used to think God's plan went on his timetable but all this End Times Excitement is making me rethink what I learned all those years in my Commie Lib Church of Red Diaper Doper Babies. I might be wrong on literally EVERYTHING!

All I can say is good luck in sorting it out. For what it is worth, I have collected another batch of good deeds that one can put on the books of good Murikkkans all across this great land. Perhaps it might help you in your decision making:

- Turn off your A/C and repeat to yourself: "It kind of reminds . . . I could use the Third Reich, the big lie."

- Get out the bunting! 10 Years & Counting!

- It was a time of plenty...it was Dear Leader's America.

- Here is what we use government power for in Murikkka.

- At least buy me dinner first...

- As if Israel didn't have enough problems.

- The Bronx vacant lot to die?

- Sectarian break-up of Iraq is now inevitable, admit officials.

- Warning: This link contains information about Evolution.

- Alexithymia: Murikkkan virtue.

- A glimmer of light from CRapids.

- The Press is Murder.

- The world must hate Walrus mustaches - that's the only explanation.

- It can't be illegal if Dear Leader does it.

- Don't be the first to stop clapping for Dear Leader.

- This just in from our buddies in Pakistan.

- Dear Leader loves the smell of napalm in the morning, afternoon, early evening, and at twighlight over herbal tea.

- Fox News: Soft on crime.

- Some even hate the mustache at home.

- We choose logging as a protectionist issue. Murikkkan environmentalism at its finest.

- The innocent are either with us or against us.

- Civil Rights Murikkkan style!

- The Culture Wars create not so strange bedfellows no?

- Dear Leader guts IRS auditor ranks.

- How to identify a security risk.

- How to identify a security risk #2.

- If we just stop talking about Global Warming, it will go away.

- Utah to give Iowa Board Of Tourism a run for its money.

- Someone find this writer's home address.

- He may deny it tomorrow, but Dear Leader did say people are a part of something called 'Global Warming'.

- You need Bibles, not music: US Customs.

- Hey baby...wanna see something I learned at a Skull & Bones party?

- Why does William Buckley hate America?

- Who better to rear our youth than Blair?

- Why does Stephen Hawking hate America?

- Diplomacy? Over their dead bodies!!!

- But what if Dems do the same?

- Innocent People Placed On 'Watch List' To Meet Quota.

- Pentagon Holds Bargain Bin Sale!.

- Why does Charles Barkley hate America?

- Is there any greater threat to the freedom of this nation than the taco truck?

- President Dobson's 'Case Of The Moo-ing Puppy' website is up and running.

- Feeding the homeless in LV is outlawed. Now only outlaws will feed the homeless.

- Senator Frothy is a war victim.

- Don't anti-GOP blacks know they are disagreeing with the Commander In Chief during a time of war?

- Someone best tell President Dobson not to invite John McCain and Ralph Reed to the same party.

- More Commie Class-Warfare crap, no?

- Will someone tell these Texas farmers they are interfering with Capitalism!

- Rocky (cough) Mountain (cough) High.

- Federal Study Reveals Little Oversight Of Religious Social Services .

- Stop me if you think you've heard this one before...

- We know about the suburban subsidies...let's have a look at the ghetto tax shall we?

- "The Triumph Of Kerry-ism"!

- You are a small collection of cells in a petri dish.

- Mmmmmmm...Homeland Security Pork.

- They don't outperform public schools, but we are in for another round of the jazz on vouchers. Just like clockwork.

- When in doubt, send Turd Blossom out to fudge. It worked against NYC.

- These people belong in Mayor Bloomberg's cabinet.

- Soldier claims his crime spree intended to avoid tour in Iraq.

- A Wetlands Loss. Good news for whom?

- Miss Hoosegow 2006.

- Enjoy another ladle of au jus Murikkka!

- A new ocean would just mean more fishin', right?

- Iran has so much to learn from Texas.