No time for pith. Here is the latest archive of the top stories from around Red America. Keep in mind, these people wish to create the ideal for living:

- The US has been at war in Iraq longer than it fought against Germany as of today.

- Murikkka being over-run by mudpeople.

- Murikkka Strikes Back.

- What do we need bomb detection for?

- Foreign ideas are bad for courts, good for Homeland Security.

- Only 9 of the top 'New Ivies' are in Red States.

- Sex is down. Down with sex.

- Proper disposal of dangerous liquids.

- It isn't a War Crime when Dear Leader does it.

- Don't worry, WalMart will be fine...at least in Murikkka.

- How dare these GOoPers turn away from Dear Leader.

- President Dobson to leave little to chance.

- Military’s Discharges for Being Gay Rose in ’05.

- Tony Snow: A Vote For Lamont Is A Vote For Another 9/11.

- How about drug testing for American school kids!?!

- Evangelicals Are Addicted to Porn.

- And here I thought this was just a problem in Red States.

- Is your daughter a jackass moron?

- FEMA: Oops, I did it again.

- Why does Wall Street still hate America?

- 60.

- Yes, but they support the troops.

- The Press Is On! Dear Leader trying to cover his ass. How charming.

- NASCAR sued for racial discrimination!?! Can't be.

- David Horowitz: Victim.

- Why does West Point hate America?

- Bush Butt Boy Goes Indie.

- Another round of applause for Justice Kennedy.

- Heard the one about Iran and African Uranium?

- It was never about Private Schools being better was it? (liar liar pants on fire...)

- Why are American Governors undermining this president in a time of war?

- Dear Leader ends the Iraqi Civil War single-handedly through force of logic!

- Only traitors try to make us afraid of terrorists!

- Why do the last 7 months hate America?

- How DARE the EU!

- I think this is down from 52% in Nov. 2004.

- Senator Frothy goes Green!

- Tom DeLay: Abortion Lobbyist.

- Washington to end Tranny welfare, thus solving their fiscal problems.

- Tom DeLay: Quitter.

- Perhaps we should decrease our dependence on Foreign Cough Syrup while we're at it.

- Yes, but Haley Barbour is kind of a cruel joke too isn't he?

- The crowning achievement of 'The Culture Of Ownership' is taking root.

- Science proves it! The big rock-n-roll fornication is real!

- Possum, Taters, -n- Republicans.

- George Allen: Murder Profiteer.

- Alaska joins axis of evil (unreliable oil suppliers.)

- WalMart runs into trouble "filling in the gaps".

- If this is environmentalist's fault, more power to them.

- Newtie covers the insurgency - in CT.

- Senator Hagel seems to have forgotten mass conversions when trying to think of good ideas.

- Another beacon of morality bites the dust.

- Anthony Kennedy: Thought Criminal.

- Dear Leader is doing a heckuva job on the environment.